One dark night in the middle of the day,
Two dead boys got up to play
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

Superwash 75% wool/ 25% nylon sock yarn

100 gram skein approximately 420 metres or 450 yards, enough yarn for a standard adult pair of socks.

Knits on needles 2.00 mm - 2.75mm (US size 0-2)

This yarn has a firm twist, and is soft yet durable because of the addition of nylon.

Superwash, machine washable (warm or cool water only), tumble dry low.